Suicidal Thoughts

It is human nature. We don't like to work. Why spend precious time and effort to create something which you can simply accomplish by taking the opinion of some people and then collating the results and presenting it as your own?

I did just that! So, this post is 'of the people, by the people and for the people'. :)

I messaged some of my friends this simple message and waited for their answers. Different people, different styles and different opinions. Here is what I found out.

Me: Am feeling suicidal. Any last words?

Answers:

1. REST IN PEACE!!! (This from the busy ones. In fact, the message read RIP- I just lengthened it to increase the length of the post!)

2. Where's your will? (As if I have anything precious to leave behind, except maybe this blog :))

3.Porhi porhi pagol hola niki? (This from a concerned friend)

4.Dont you dare negate my seniority, at least in this matter.Besides, dont you want to know what happens to Eragon? (This from a senior from my own profession. I told ya 'medicos are weirdos'- always insisting on things like seniority and stuff even when dying :))

5. I can beat you at a one to one quiz. Lets have one when you come to Dibrugarh tomorrow. Game? Hope you postponed the suicide for that one to one with me. Or you chickened out? Hope not...Anyway, enjoy... till you live! (This from a quiz buff and a dear friend who is heady after yet another of his recent quizzical conquests)

6. Go to hell!!! (This from my well-known a**hole of a quiz partner- one of the best responses in case you want me to rate them)



AN APOLOGY: To all my friends who were unduly worried on my account on receiving the message. And thanks to those who called!