Coherent Thoughts

Hmm. I am back. No crap this time. No typos too. And with proper spelling.

I am in a better mood today. Reasons? Not that I need to tell you all. Still here they are:
1. My prophecy about some crank coming up and labelling my crap as brilliant was fulfilled barely one day after I made it!!!
2. I was labelled a schizophrenic. I always knew I was mentally deranged but had difficulty naming my ailment.
3. I received an sms from a certain PP telling me about his last quiz in the college and how he misses me and my a**hole of a partner. That really inflated me quite a bit!
4. I am reading 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest' and going 'Cuckoo' over it. :)
5. I am just feeling good.

So, now that I have established that I am in a really good mood, what do I write about? It so happened that while on my most recent travels, I thought about something interesting to write about most of which evaporated and what remains is reproduced here. It consists of some basic questions and their sophisticated answers. So, here we go:

Q1. Why do people fall in love?
Ans: The notion that people 'fall' in love can probably be attributed to the work of a British scientist by the name of Sir Isaac Newton. Yeah, the same one as got hit by an apple on the head while sitting in the garden. You see, good ol' gravity acts on people who are in love in the same manner as on those not in love. And when gravity acts, thinks fall. Simple.

Q2. Why don't people rise in love?
Ans: Its difficult to base the answer to this question upon the works of some well known hot-shot. Still, some interesting answers may be:
a) People are not hydrogen balloons, you know. They are made of flesh and bones. And not many pneumatic bones either!
b) Have you seen what happens to a person who falls in love? He gets on his knees to propose. It is precisely this mindset that prevents people from rising in love.
c) An enquiry committee has been made to study this problem. Hopefully, we'll have an answer in umm... a decade?
d) We suspect the hand of some foreign agencies in this matter.

Q3. Why don't we have a retirement age for politicians?
Ans: Umm, pass

Q4. Any message for the new US president-elect Barack Obama?
Ans: Mu-Barack Ho!!!

Q5. Why the hell am I writing this crap?
Ans: Because there is someone tolerant enough to read it!!!


(As you may probably guess, a certain distraction drove me off course midway. I'll try and edit this post, if I can, in the near future)